{"id":29568,"date":"2014-07-28T16:02:13","date_gmt":"2014-07-28T15:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pointblanknews.com\/pbn\/?p=29568"},"modified":"2014-07-28T16:02:13","modified_gmt":"2014-07-28T15:02:13","slug":"jesus-coming-back-looks-admits-vatican","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pointblanknews.com\/pbn\/news\/jesus-coming-back-looks-admits-vatican\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cJesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It\u201d Admits Vatican"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"messagecontent\">\n<div class=\"leftcol\">\n<div id=\"messagebody\">\n<div class=\"message-htmlpart\">\n<div class=\"rcmBody\">\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican\u2019s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cWe just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.\u201d he said. \u201cIt\u2019s been ages like. He\u2019s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nearly two thousand years ago,\u00a0Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible:\u00a0\u201cThere are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren\u2019t so, I would tell you plainly\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The Vatican defended Jesus\u2019 broken promise, claiming \u201che was probably drinking wine\u201d at the time when he made the comments.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cHaving the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.\u201d added Cardinal\u00a0Salvadore. \u201cWe all make promises we can\u2019t keep when we\u2019re drunk. 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