Even China, one of the most repressive nations in the world does not have
\nsuch inane laws. Nor does Kim Jong-un’s North Korea…that If I should send
\na text today to a friend of mine, with some faulty message about a Nigerian
\nSenator; If someone sees the text or the phone networks pass it to the
\nauthorities, I will be arrested and jailed for two years and\/or fined
\nalmost $10,000.<\/p>\n
Only a bunch of brainless psychopaths, devoid of ideas and dependent on
\npublic employment can ever come up with and support such barbaric
\nsuppression of the people. Only illiterates can conjure such a bill and
\nread it once and twice with a nod.<\/p>\n
I must tell you something about these lot; the same lot who stand behind
\nthe senate president accused of pervasive and chronic corruption. The men
\nwho cook up such legislation and nod to it are the 89 who march behind
\nSaraki to his corruption trials. These are career crooks.<\/p>\n
In China where such repressive law does not even exist, there is death for
\ncorrupt officials. A brother, Mohammed Sabo Keana said that the condition
\nwhich will make him support the Saraki text crime bill will be if the same
\nshameless senators propose and put into law a bill that prescribes death by
\nhanging for corrupt office holders. I won’t hold my breath.<\/p>\n
So I tell you about these beasts; they are worse than the Chinese
\nleadership in terms of repressive dreams. They cannot make a single dollar
\nout of public office. They cannot sell a single pencil and make a profit.
\nTheir families are likewise; otherwise why do they live off of corruption
\nand slicing massive pieces of the Nigerian pie to survive? What kind of
\npeople will pass no sensible bills, will never be known for good, but will
\nbe the ones who on their 2-days a week sittings, hurry to divide up juicy
\ncommittees and pass bills that proffer immunity on themselves and
\nincarceration on Nigeria’s disenfranchised masses? What do you call such
\nAye-Ayes?<\/p>\n
I will tell you about them. Nigeria’s legislooters are the scum of the
\nearth. You have the like of Dino Melaye. Can someone tell me how he made
\nhis money to buy all those expensive cars? It is known that people who are
\nso vain lack the tools of manhood. This explains why he seeks such vain
\nglory. His cars give him what is missing between his legs and between his
\nparietal bones. Dino Melaiye was lucky. He rode on our war against
\nJonathan. We were blindsided, or rather focused on the bigger wars;
\nJonathan, Dasuki and their Boko Haram cash venture. The day Dino won, he
\nshowed off his cars.<\/p>\n
Time is our friend. How time flies. It has already been 6 months. Just
\nanother 3 and a half years. Is that not all? Three and a half more years in
\nthat ‘hallowed and sacred’ house as Dumbo Menace calls it. Just three and a
\nhalf. Enjoy and then come again to the ballot. Haha.<\/p>\n
Can you imagine a people who leave their job and march along side a man
\naccused of gross corruption with charges impossible to shake off. They
\nfollow Saraki to the courts to bully the judges. Are these human beings or
\nrotten nuisances in human skin? Bully the judges and then bully the masses.<\/p>\n
I said I will tell you about them. The little of Dino Melaye’s rant I
\nlistened to before I tuned in to lawmakers in UK discussing how to fight
\nDaesh, I heard Dino call their chamber a ‘sacred’ one. Sacred my foot. That
\nchamber is no more sacred than the nasty chewed gum that sticks under your
\nshoe that you scratch and scrape to try to escape from. Big pay, tiny
\nbrains. Our is the most useless Assembly in the world. After all are these
\nnot the murderers who watched as Jonathan and Sambo Dasuki did all that to
\nus leading to over 100,000 Boko Haram deaths and 3 million displaced?<\/p>\n
Are these not the nitwits who had no clue how to screen our ministers and
\napproved all even those with records who slighted them in answer to their
\none track and one step questions?<\/p>\n
Are these not the criminals who failed to impeach inebriated killer Joe,
\nbefore during and after Boko Haram kidnapped our poor, dear Chibok girls
\nand his administration denied it and his wife obfuscated it? And only
\nraised the threat of impeaching the president the three times he affected
\nthem, when their jobs or wages or immunity was at stake?<\/p>\n
You see, as I was saying earlier, career polithievians have no faith in
\ntheir seed. They know for a fact that their children will be as brainless
\nand useless as they, this is why they steal to live and live to steal. They
\nsteal ridiculously so much because they do not want their children to die
\nmiserable deaths of failure, being empty heads as they are. So they steal
\nmore than they need and buy homes in Dubai, London and America so their
\nempty-head kids can have places to live. Why else will a public servant
\nbecome a proud and shameless public thief? My dad was a public servant, a
\nminister, and he left office broke but with pride.<\/p>\n
I love him because he made me wealthy in mind. He trained me to be a
\nsuccess. I do not need a dime from him. I would never accept a house from
\nhim abroad if he had to loot or otherwise covet money of Nigeria’s poor to
\nbuy this for me. My dad gave me more. He trusted that the toolset he gave
\nme will make me never need. Not this lot who cut up incomes they know they
\ndo not deserve for the nothing but harm they do in a nation where 80% live
\nunder a dollar-a-day.<\/p>\n
No, not these ones I tell you about. These ones want to steal and to shut
\nus up so we cannot even text each other to lament over their stealing our
\nfuture. Dino, NaAllah, these people do not have much intelligence, in fact
\nthey have none at all. Their brains are empty baskets, filled only with
\nwickedness and deadly hunger for cash, the only value system in Abuja.<\/p>\n
I promise them that we will fight them. We will hold placards and harass
\ntheir children abroad. We will carry placards any time they travel and at
\nour embassies with their names and their records of theft and shame. When
\nwe can, we will finish them. Like we fought Boko Haram; like we fought
\nDasuki and Jonathan,w e will fight them. Oh, we will fight them. This I
\npromise.<\/p>\n
Dr. Peregrino Brimah; http:\/\/ENDS.ng <http:\/\/ends.ng\/> [Every Nigerian Do
\nSomething] Email: drbrimah@ends.ng Twitter: @EveryNigerian<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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