By, Israel Ayegba Ebije
\nWhen the gods are with you, men can only hate but will not be able to
\nhurt you. When my colleague , Jafaar Jafaar released a series of
\ndoctored\u2026 no, colored videos bearing the \u201cunmistakable likeness\u201d
\nof Abdullahi Umar Ganduje, venerable governor of Kano state stuffing
\ndollars in his pockets, I said to myself, this too shall pass for him.<\/p>\n
The gods are wise, it did not take long before the grand khadi of
\nintegrity, President Muhammadu Buhari placed a curse on the videos
\nagainst Ganduje declaring it unclean for human consumption.
\nThe Kano state governor who was honored by the gods when he was chosen
\nas the only mortal to speak publicly to Buhari on phone from far away
\nLONDON when enemies thought he had died is most certainly prayerful.
\nHe has become Untouchable and for now invisible. Some of the wisemen
\nof the land wondered how a video bearing his likeness was captured
\nwithout retribution from the gods. It must be the wickedness of social
\nmedia technology wizardry manipulated by peddlers of hate speech ,
\nthey thought to themselves. See one of the reasons why some people
\nshould be hanged for using social media platforms to melt the Golden
\nintegrity of our leaders ?
\nI knew that Jafaar, a revered media personality with a reputation for
\ngood media judgement must have failed to take into cognizance that
\nsome anointed Nigerians cannot be touched no matter the magnitude of
\nfacts available to prove crime was committed. Afterall so many clerics
\nwho were anointed or who anointed themselves are getting away with
\nhumongous crimes. For Gandollar (perdon me, Ganduje), he is a victim
\nof social media hate manipulation!
\nThe Gods are wise! In Nigeria, security operatives have a special
\ninspiration when investigating \u201cawesome\u201d cases. For Ganduje, it is
\na sweet victory for war against hate. The government simply scored two
\ngoals with one ball. They shamed hate speech and \u201craised the
\nstakes\u201d for corruption war the best way they could. The video was
\nwell scrutinized with the left eye closed for proper view and the
\nright ear closed for good audio quality. It doesn\u2019t matter who
\nthinks differently, the gods have spoken!
\nApologies to saint Uzor Kalu. He prayed and made a lot of sacrifices
\nto the gods but the chief priests were only satisfied to use him for
\nthe 2019 presidential election evangelism. He is now roaming around
\nfrom room to room \u201ceating food in prison\u201d. Kalu will soon be out
\nin just 12 years. Ganduje and Kalu are divides of worshippers where
\none is untouchable even invincible, the other is a cow without a tail,
\nvery guilty of defilement of the Temple of the gods.
\nThe gods are wise, judgement is for the favored in the kingdom of
\nNigeria. The courts are loyal to the gods and that is why DSS
\nunleashed familiar spirits to pick Omoleye Sowore from their holiest
\nsanctuary to cure the land of dissenting spirits. Let nobody accuse
\nthe judges, the gods are wise and ahead of time, they have placed
\nanointed spirits to protect temples across institutions.
\nThe following is the way the gods have decided to favor its chosen
\nfew. The following government institutions are headed by anointed
\nsaints whose stars were spotted from northern Nigeria; Federal Inland
\nRevenue Service (FIRS), Mortgage Bank of Nigeria, Nigerian National
\nPetroleum Corporation (NNPC), Asset Management Corporation of Nigeria
\n(AMCON), Nigerian Ports Authority (NPC).
\nOther institutions include; Finance, Customs, immigration, police,
\nthe armed forces, the legislature, the judiciary, executive, the
\nDepartment of State Security (DSS), the Economic and Financial Crimes
\nCommission (\u00c9FCC). The gods are sanctimoniously wise.
\nSome tiny spirits seeking relevance are forcing me to say more about
\nSowore. Have I not done well to mention him earlier? Now they want me
\nto judge his \u201cRevolution now\u201d and the \u201cbaboon, dog and blood\u201d
\nstatement. How can I do that when I am not the angel at the gate of
\nheaven and hell? That\u2019s so rude! I can only attempt to measure
\nSowore agitation for good governance with the 30 days eviction order
\nhanded down Igbos for rejecting RUGA – Fulani settlement by Northern
\nYouths leader, Abdul Azeez Suleman. That is how far I will go, after
\nall this piece is all about the vindicated Ganduje.
\nThe gods are wise in Nigeria and that is why some animals are more
\nequal than the orders since 2015. Going forward, there will be
\nspiritual battles to protect the saintly by the anointed. For those
\ncondemned to damnation, judgement day comes with touch light where
\neverything can be used against the unfavored. A video distributed by
\nBoko Haram will be blamed on Independent People of Biafra (IPOB) to
\nshow the inevitable signs of the end of time.
\nLet no mortal speak of the unclean video depicting Ganduje stuffing
\ndollars like a quokka stuffing its cheeks with wads of leafs. In
\nfairness There was no case reported of any missing dollar from the
\nKano treasury. May the technicalities that got him a second term and
\n\u201cfair\u201d judgement in court abide with him. Yes, the gods are wise
\nand that is why Ganduje has been declared free from the spirit of
\nGandollar.
\nEbije can be reached by mail: ebijeo5@gmail.com<\/p>\n
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