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Schematics of Nigeria’s Politics: An Ex Ante Analysis of Team Jonathan Vs Team Tinubu

by Our Reporter

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“Politics is a game of interests not governance and democracy a game of chess not numbers. However when a politician’s key interest is the best interest of a nation then you have good governance and when a democracy is strategically designed it thrives”…Ena E. Orugbo

Coach: Team Jonathan – Anenih; Team Tinubu – OBJ

Referee: The military

Lines Men: Left wing – Judiciary; Right wing – NBA

Spectators: Nigerians

Commentators: Tomorrow men

Assumptions: (a) The game between Teams Jonathan and Tinubu is already in its last 20minutes

(b) No side would experience any cross carpeting or substitutions (c) Team Jonathan has 2 red and 3 yellow cards already (d) Team Tinubu has 1 red and 5 yellow cards already

NB: The international community is placed on the other side because of her gay stance but Team Tinubu in no way supports gay marriages

 

Lastly, kindly predict the outcome of this game but be rest assured that at the end of this game Nigeria will be better off and Nigerians joyful.

Ena E. Orugbo

classyena@yahoo.com

 

 

 

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