By, Israel Ayegba Ebije
When the gods are with you, men can only hate but will not be able to
hurt you. When my colleague , Jafaar Jafaar released a series of
doctored… no, colored videos bearing the “unmistakable likeness”
of Abdullahi Umar Ganduje, venerable governor of Kano state stuffing
dollars in his pockets, I said to myself, this too shall pass for him.
The gods are wise, it did not take long before the grand khadi of
integrity, President Muhammadu Buhari placed a curse on the videos
against Ganduje declaring it unclean for human consumption.
The Kano state governor who was honored by the gods when he was chosen
as the only mortal to speak publicly to Buhari on phone from far away
LONDON when enemies thought he had died is most certainly prayerful.
He has become Untouchable and for now invisible. Some of the wisemen
of the land wondered how a video bearing his likeness was captured
without retribution from the gods. It must be the wickedness of social
media technology wizardry manipulated by peddlers of hate speech ,
they thought to themselves. See one of the reasons why some people
should be hanged for using social media platforms to melt the Golden
integrity of our leaders ?
I knew that Jafaar, a revered media personality with a reputation for
good media judgement must have failed to take into cognizance that
some anointed Nigerians cannot be touched no matter the magnitude of
facts available to prove crime was committed. Afterall so many clerics
who were anointed or who anointed themselves are getting away with
humongous crimes. For Gandollar (perdon me, Ganduje), he is a victim
of social media hate manipulation!
The Gods are wise! In Nigeria, security operatives have a special
inspiration when investigating “awesome” cases. For Ganduje, it is
a sweet victory for war against hate. The government simply scored two
goals with one ball. They shamed hate speech and “raised the
stakes” for corruption war the best way they could. The video was
well scrutinized with the left eye closed for proper view and the
right ear closed for good audio quality. It doesn’t matter who
thinks differently, the gods have spoken!
Apologies to saint Uzor Kalu. He prayed and made a lot of sacrifices
to the gods but the chief priests were only satisfied to use him for
the 2019 presidential election evangelism. He is now roaming around
from room to room “eating food in prison”. Kalu will soon be out
in just 12 years. Ganduje and Kalu are divides of worshippers where
one is untouchable even invincible, the other is a cow without a tail,
very guilty of defilement of the Temple of the gods.
The gods are wise, judgement is for the favored in the kingdom of
Nigeria. The courts are loyal to the gods and that is why DSS
unleashed familiar spirits to pick Omoleye Sowore from their holiest
sanctuary to cure the land of dissenting spirits. Let nobody accuse
the judges, the gods are wise and ahead of time, they have placed
anointed spirits to protect temples across institutions.
The following is the way the gods have decided to favor its chosen
few. The following government institutions are headed by anointed
saints whose stars were spotted from northern Nigeria; Federal Inland
Revenue Service (FIRS), Mortgage Bank of Nigeria, Nigerian National
Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Asset Management Corporation of Nigeria
(AMCON), Nigerian Ports Authority (NPC).
Other institutions include; Finance, Customs, immigration, police,
the armed forces, the legislature, the judiciary, executive, the
Department of State Security (DSS), the Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission (ÉFCC). The gods are sanctimoniously wise.
Some tiny spirits seeking relevance are forcing me to say more about
Sowore. Have I not done well to mention him earlier? Now they want me
to judge his “Revolution now” and the “baboon, dog and blood”
statement. How can I do that when I am not the angel at the gate of
heaven and hell? That’s so rude! I can only attempt to measure
Sowore agitation for good governance with the 30 days eviction order
handed down Igbos for rejecting RUGA – Fulani settlement by Northern
Youths leader, Abdul Azeez Suleman. That is how far I will go, after
all this piece is all about the vindicated Ganduje.
The gods are wise in Nigeria and that is why some animals are more
equal than the orders since 2015. Going forward, there will be
spiritual battles to protect the saintly by the anointed. For those
condemned to damnation, judgement day comes with touch light where
everything can be used against the unfavored. A video distributed by
Boko Haram will be blamed on Independent People of Biafra (IPOB) to
show the inevitable signs of the end of time.
Let no mortal speak of the unclean video depicting Ganduje stuffing
dollars like a quokka stuffing its cheeks with wads of leafs. In
fairness There was no case reported of any missing dollar from the
Kano treasury. May the technicalities that got him a second term and
“fair” judgement in court abide with him. Yes, the gods are wise
and that is why Ganduje has been declared free from the spirit of
Gandollar.
Ebije can be reached by mail: ebijeo5@gmail.com
Note: pictures attached for identification.